Jobs

The Coolest Jobs Ever:

1. The person who rolls out the red carpet for movie premiers.
2. Gift wrapper in the mall at Christmas time – think of all the weird things people buy for other people.
3. Cartoonist – to bad I’m not clever .
4. Human Statistics – who wouldn’t want to find out all the strange things people do and then to find out that more than 3 people like to wear red and pink at the same time!
5. Witness Relocation Story / Life Creator – being responsible for the background stories of other peoples’ “new” lives! How cool would that be!!

Worst Jobs I can think of:

1. Photo technician – I wouldn’t want to find out how many people try to print hinky pictures.
2. Potato Chip Quality Control – those people that stand on the conveyor belt and make sure that there aren’t any burnt potato chips going into the bag.
3. Journalist on the Bottom of the Totem Poll For Stories – I don’t even want to think about the pathetic stories those people are responsible for. Like stories on two headed fish…J
4. High School Math Teacher – How many kids actually want to be in Math 10?
5. Actor on a low budget film – A) They hired you because you’re not good enough to act with Brad Pitt. B) They expect you to do your scene in 1 take because the budget got blown on the make-up instead of the film. C) No one will buy the movie therefore you won’t get any money, which means you’d probably end up working the job you got before that…sorting other people’s junk at Value Village.